LPGA 

The sporty new hairdo popularized by the wacky members of the Title-IX-lovin' Ladies Professional Golf Association

Supercuts just gave me the LPGA. Now I have to move to Tennessee and bang my sister.

LPGA by AntiHobbit April 17, 2003

LPGA 

Like men's golf, but with scissoring.

"The difference between the PGA and the LPGA is that in the latter, the golfers stop every 5 minutes to ask the other ladies if they are mad at them"

LPGA by Jean-Gilles November 5, 2019