LONFOG

LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.

Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.

Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG

LONFOG by LONFOG April 8, 2010

LOTFOG 

Last One Touches, First One Goes:
Used to describe the rest in between sets in Swim Team practices.

You're going to be doing three sets of four laps (or 100 yards), the rest being LOTFOG.

LOTFOG by swimmer245 July 17, 2010

Lonog 

To jump in the air while singing the Barney Theme Song.

At the end of Barney, I will lonog to show my enthusiasm.

Lonog by Family Man July 1, 2008

Lonloghelran

The entire bee movie script but with the iconic move star Nicolis cage's name in all caps at the end

man 1 :Dude did you see the bee movie 2 script?
man 2: no what is it?
man 1: it's a Lonloghelran!
man 2: we aren't friends anymore

Lonloghelran by Eccenctricaid September 20, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016