Girl - Sorry, got busy on the cell.
Guy - You won't believe this - I got bored and added your Mom as a Facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up for some Cyber Sex.
Girl - wtf; you bastard; I'll cut your nuts off.
Guy - Aww baby. I was just kidding. But damn, I got you so good. LOLzels.
Girl - You better be telling the truth or I will cut you.
Guy - I am baby, I am. I was all just a joke.