Laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor."
Guy - Hey beautiful, where were you all night?
Girl - Sorry, got busy on the cell.
Guy - You won't believe this - I got bored and added your Mom as a Facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up
for some Cyber Sex
Girl - wtf
; you bastard
; I'll cut your nuts
Guy - Aww baby
. I was just kidding. But damn, I got you so good. LOLzels.
Girl - You better be telling the truth or I will cut you.
Guy - I am baby, I am. I was all just a joke.