Like My Dick.
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
The ant was tiny, LMD.
This Word Means: Lick My Dick.
You: Hey Julie!
Julie: Ok! Lets Go!
Let me die.
That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
Laugh my dick stiff
"The joke you told me yesterday made me LMDS"
Let Me Down
Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"
Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"
Lick My Dick. Similar to KMD
(Kiss My Dick)
You just got pwned!
LMD you asshole.
Letter of Mass Destruction. (noun or verb); Correspondence from one to another that typically highlights faults and vulnerabilities in the recipient. Most commonly seen as venting, although primarily used as a vehicle to communicate the un-said while involved in a relationship.
Jane: "So what finally happened between you two?"
Joe: "I just couldn't take the rejection anymore, so I LMD'd her after she walked out, telling her all of the things no one else probably ever had."