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Lonely Assholes, No Lives, Lashing Out

Made popular by the Todd & Tyler Radio Empire

Used to describe people who write on a facebook, call a radio show, etc. only to complain or bash the page.

similar to "hater"
"Everyone on the facebook seems to be of the same opinion: the LANLLOs contribute nothing" - Todd
LANLLO by VanWoodrow November 14, 2011
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Lanllo: Lonely Asshole w/No Life, Lashing Out

A person so miserable that, instead of doing something he/she enjoys, spends all of his/her time making negative hateful comments on youtube, facebook and other similar sites.

This waste of skin will typically watch, listen to, or otherwise voluntarily participate in something they absolutely hate in order to both make their lives more miserable as well as leave shitty, worthless remarks about said content.
"I fucking hate this show and cant stand when they say.... ___________ (insert remark here)." ~A LANLLO (who knows said hated content word for word)
LANLLO by Infiltrator1981 November 13, 2011

Langload 

Joe was on the toilet langloading his shit turds
Langload by LangLoadMaster March 5, 2022

Landlord Special 

Half-assed repairs and maintenance by landlords to save money such as painting over electrical outlets and dead insects instead of hiring a cleaner and then a painter.
We had to evacuate the building and are living on the street. The building was condemned. The electrical work in the building was a Landlord Special.

the landlord 

A Great White Shark.

the landlord is a term most commonly used by surfers. He is the landlord of the undersea world... the great white shark.
The landlord decided to pay a visit to the lineup and sent everyone back onto the beach.
the landlord by Hendo255 October 8, 2007

Landlord Special 

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.
"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."
Landlord Special by Alex M&D May 18, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2023
A person who purchases property and rents it out to others for a living. Landlords earn a profit by charging people to live on land that they own.

Landlords are controversial, and encountered renewed controversy in the late 2010s and early 2020s. Their controversy predates these years and even the internet (despite what some claim), however, as exemplified by Mao Zedong's large-scale purging of them. Some argue that landlords provide an invaluable service to society by allowing individuals to live somewhere for a price cheaper than purchasing a property on their own. Renters typically do not have to do large-scale repairs, nor do they pay directly for the bills involved in the day-to-day managing of the property (although their rent goes toward it), however these things are at the discretion of the landlord.

Others argue that landlords do not provide a real service, and simply purchase properties that could be provided to others for a far smaller price or even none at all. Further, they argue, the fact that landlords own property that they usually do not live in only to charge others to live there means that their income relies on "exploiting" those who need shelter.

In this sense, one's opinion on landlords serves as a marker for their view on the function of society at large, principally their view on the economic system in which they currently live (which is usually capitalism).
My landlord increased my rent to account for inflation.
landlord by lazarusinhell June 3, 2023
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