L.A.P. 

Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.

Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.

L.A.P. by Disgruntled Roommate December 26, 2008

l.a.p 

Loud.And.Proud

Stephanie: I am L.A.P

l.a.p by Heidi Thompson October 20, 2008

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Pants Down

I was drunk and LAPD'd

L.A.P.D. by Sped November 19, 2003

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Presumed Destroyed

OJ Simpson Trial

L.A.P.D. by Gabe October 14, 2003

L.A.P.D.

Laugh
As
People
Die

-or-

Love
And
Peace
Dude

The band Brian 'Head' Welch (guitar), Reginald 'Fieldy' Arvizu (bass), David Silveria (drums) and Rick Morril (not part of Korn) played for before joining Korn and meeting Johnathan Davis (vocals), which is the greatest Nu-Metal band of all time.

LAPD L.A.P.D. Police Korn Da Po Po

Man, I kinda wish that L.A.P.D. stayed around longer, they were pretty good. Although Rick Morril can't sing like JD can!

L.A.P.D. by ChristianK May 2, 2007

L.A.P.D. Beatdown 

A group of at least 5 men surround a woman in a gangbang and beat the shit out of her with their penises.

Neal, Chad, Zach, Josh, and C.J. surrounded a cheerleader and gave her the L.A.P.D. Beatdown.

L.A.P.D. Beatdown by PDtamer03 May 30, 2006

L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.

I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.

L.A.P.D. by coomey January 17, 2011