A chinese martial arts champion.
Kwanks can almost fly, they can jump from any size and make no sound when they land. They can destroy a whole army just using their fists. Their greatest power is that they can shoot nuts from their hands and hit whatever they want totally accurate.
Since they are so good, they don't have to care about anything. If anyone messes with them, they are soon to be six feet under.
Kwanks can almost fly, they can jump from any size and make no sound when they land. They can destroy a whole army just using their fists. Their greatest power is that they can shoot nuts from their hands and hit whatever they want totally accurate.
Since they are so good, they don't have to care about anything. If anyone messes with them, they are soon to be six feet under.
by The Crimson King April 25, 2005
The art of combining a wank and a kip (sleep) simultaneously.......similar to a wower where the individual partakes in a shower at the same time as masturbating
Sorry mate was having a kwank
by Ricky B2 February 15, 2022
A term to use to describe a basic bitch who likes Starbucks and yoga pants.
Used to described basic Chinese girls.
Used to described basic Chinese girls.
"omg did you just see Kelly?" "yeah she just spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her new uggs." "what a kwank"
by A the fab September 30, 2013
Something used to pleasure a female, i.e. dildo vibrator or human cock
You stick it in your pussy and shove it in and out.
You stick it in your pussy and shove it in and out.
by timmy harland March 6, 2005
to take a drag.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.
by Oliver Quidgeums October 14, 2005
by Kieran Bonsre May 29, 2020