Kurtz

a guy that lies about his about past relationships with other girls.

1. so are you gonna stop being a jerk, or are u gonna be kurtz all your life?

2. Dont let your new b/f kurtz you, ask him from the begginning.

by Thara November 29, 2006

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To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 15, 2009

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To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).

conversation:

Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."

Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."

BAM! He's been Kurtzed!

by Kurtzgirl April 4, 2013

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