You a really are a Kurt.
by Fonethical April 11, 2004
A super beast guy who has the ability to turn lesbian girls straight in 0.0021 seconds and he also sails which just makes him even more pimp. He also plays the electric triangle which is undeniably sexy.
Girl: I always thought Kurt was a sex god but then I learned that he sailed and I had no choice but to take my pants off.
by asdfasdfasdfsdasdfasd November 5, 2010
Drop-dead gorgeous. My god!
The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
by xoncm February 3, 2010
The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
by yomoma245678 May 14, 2011
The common name for porn legend Kang Hurter Kurt Rammer (stage name). Known for his unrelenting charm, charisma and stamina which made most female stars sign exclusivity agreements with his production company; most contracts contained clauses that stated the female performer would only perform with Kurt and/or other females.
by Jackinthebox_admin February 4, 2010
Kurt is an amazing person. He'll always be there for you. He is so kind and he understands you. He is a very lovable person who just makes life amazing. You might think he doesnt like you at first but once you get to know him you find out how amazing he is and once you do you know hes there for you. He'll help you even when you dont want him to. Hes the sweetest person you'll ever meet you mention something to him that you need he'll go and get it for you. Hes the cutest person you'll ever meet hes got amazing deep brown eyes, the softest hair you can run your fingers through, the cutest face anyone can have, the most kissable lips and an amazing body. He can make you feel more loved than you have your whole life and if he tells you he loves you he means it. He doesnt lie to you he'll always be honest and trustworthy which just makes him an amazing and lovable person.
by someone5735 February 20, 2022
Kurt is a strong leader, all rounded meaning he is good in sports, academic and culture. He always gets the lead roles and his always in high positions. He has light blonde hair and blue eyes but is unfortunately color-blind but nobody kiddies him for that. He is very well liked and this who don't like him are jealous. He is in love with one girl and is not interested in any other, sorry ladies.
Girl 1: oh my word I need to tell you a secret... I like Kurt
Girl 2: Kurt as in the head prefect?
Girl 1: yeah...:(
Girl 2: he is quite charming isn't he but he isn't interested in sorry to say he's in love with that girl
Girl 1: oh yeah ðŸ˜
Girl 2: Kurt as in the head prefect?
Girl 1: yeah...:(
Girl 2: he is quite charming isn't he but he isn't interested in sorry to say he's in love with that girl
Girl 1: oh yeah ðŸ˜
by Giathegrinch August 15, 2017