a disused house brick with eyes and a bad mullet.
if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.
by I. M. Pantsless September 05, 2007
To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.
I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russel. She told me to take her home.
by Citezensnips September 21, 2010
Apparently, the erroneous way in which some toolbags spell Kurt RUSSELL by way of failure to include the final L.
When contributing a disparaging Urban Dictionary entry for a cult favorite celeb ala "Kurt Russel", it is strongly recommended that the contributing entity takes a moment to at least ensure that the spelling is correct, before returning to the (Crank That) Souljaboy I-Tunes download and Meet the Spartans tickets from Fandango.
by Robb-a-dob February 05, 2008