krypton ball

a ball of krypton.

Holy cow George! Look! It's a KRYPTON BALL.

by Mr. Anonymous-e-wow-e August 14, 2009

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 29, 2011

the last son of krypton

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

by Dad was here yesterday March 9, 2016