A combination of the terms krump and turnt, which refers to a condition of partying beyond dancing and drinking. A state of krunt-ness implies not only the act of partying intensely but also an attitude of disproportionate pleasure at the mere idea of substituting partying for caring.
Do you have homework tonight? Yea, but let's just get krunt instead.
by rywren May 11, 2014
Basically, it's a pink sock cherry-cheesecake all on top of a blumpkin. Here's the deal: you are taking a humongous, growling shit while a girl is sitting on your boner. You grunt, "I'M ABOUT TO JIZZM" and punch her in the back as she stands up, causing her to clench her sphincter around your loverod. This causes anal prolapse, which is fancy talk for her guts hanging out of her butt. Even though she's in immense pain, you make her finish you off with a BJ. After you finish on her face, you deliver a falcon punch to the dome. This will cause blood to spew and mix with your man-juice.
Nothing is worse than the holocaust. Well, maybe a Krunt.
by dr_dack_slap May 27, 2010