Kronenberger 

jewish. german. awesome.

i wish i were a kronenberger

Kronenberger by motormouth maybelle July 8, 2010

kroeker 

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

kroeker by kroeker March 4, 2010

Kronenberger 

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

Kronenberger by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

kronkers 

A general term for pants.

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today

kronkers by kronkmaster July 23, 2017

Kronker 

A big old Jobbie, generally humorous, always odorous.

Hey man, i'll be there once i've rocked out this major kronker that i've been brewing.

Kronker by Donkey45 August 3, 2017

Koncker 

A failed spelling of Conker. Which is the most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Koncker. I failed at spelling Conker.

Koncker by Koncker July 23, 2009

Shim Kronker Bizzly 

For when something is so damn unbelievably full of awesome sauce that you just can't think of any other words to describe how good it is!

Friend1 to Friend2

Friend 1- Alright mate, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. Me and my girlfriend tried some reverse motorboat , it was absolutely shim kronker bizzly!

Friend 2- Nice mate, glad to see you enjoyed yourself.

Shim Kronker Bizzly by mjlol June 27, 2010