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(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
by kroeker March 04, 2010

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