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To be physically assaulted at any given urban Kroger supermarket.
Yo, I was just taking my groceries out to the car at the store down on Moreland Ave and a couple of thugs came out of nowhere and Krojacked me!
Krojack by jkingfish January 15, 2015
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Bro did you see that chick over there?
Yea, she kinda looks like a kolacker.
Kolacker by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

The Krolak

The Krolak is an absolute God who enjoys touching children far below the age limit
Johnnyboi: I got molested by The Krolak yesterday
Lil Nigzy: But you're only 7 years old
Johnnyboi: I know. I don't care though, because he's a god
The Krolak by Lil Stiffy uh November 6, 2018

Mikolaj Krolak 

An absolute fucking alpha male who gets lots of money and all the bitches
Non Alpha: hey have you seen Mikolaj Krolak
Other Non Alpha:Yeah he’s so hot and sexy i love him
Krolak is always super hot....have major sex appeal......People wish they could be just like the Krolaks.....Tan skin long beautiful hair...lips so kissable.....extremely popular.....Czechs baby Cant immatate Krolak!!!
Hey there goes "Krolak"!!! Damn look at her
Krolak by Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!! December 14, 2010
When the penis slides up between the labia instead of sliding in the vagina
Brad accidentally gave me a kolache during sex last night.
Kolache by Gdawg13 March 17, 2020