A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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Amir is a boy and kristin is a girl but they're both are very shy persons. Amir has a secret crush on her but she dont know yet. One day they il be together.
by HypeSquad November 30, 2021
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A badass bitch who won't hesitate to beat somebody the tf up if they talking shit and loves Jesus.
Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb

Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and

you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 13, 2023
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Kristine is a beautiful, young woman that has a lot to offer. She has a really lovely personality and her highlight is always on point. She loves acting and writing books and her favorite colour is blue or yellow. SHE IS LOVEABLE!
Person 1: "Kristine is so sweet!"
Kristine's bf: "She is! Although she's evil when she's on her period, i love her."
by marie7283 April 28, 2019
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kristine is my bae she’s honestly a munch ngl
by Ice Spiceeee February 12, 2023
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Makes up story, liar , delusional and crazy
Stop being such a Kristine
by Fuibo November 12, 2022
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