Krista

A person that is always right.

"Did you agree with what she said?"
"Oh come on, its Krista."

by krispa October 10, 2021

Krista

Krista’s tend to be VSCO girls and very fun to be around with, Krista’s know lots of tea but once they get a boyfriend they forget all about you. If you have a krista hold on to them because they

leave pretty quickly.😥

lily: Hey do you guys wanna hangout today?

Ali: Sure sound fun

Mina: Of course buddy

Krista: i HaVe pLanS WitH mY bOyFRiEnd sORry.

by swagger.wagger June 21, 2019

Krista

A dirty whore who enjoys to ruin other peoples' lives, relationships and fun. Usually blonde, and very easy..... Likes to sleep around

Bro 1--- "Dude..... You want to get with HER!?!"
Bro 2--- "I don't give a fuck. At least she's no krista"

by hahaahahaahahaha January 19, 2010

Krista

A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy

Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.

by slowbadon May 26, 2010

Krista

nasty slut, who, after sleeping with everyone in the known universe, continues to make herself seem so sweet and innocent. she likes to make people think she's the kind to like everyone, but in all actuality, she talks shit about everyone she knows. Krista is a whore, and no one likes her, or at least no one should.

i know, she's the biggest krista i know

by manky99849 August 28, 2010

Krista

1. A pothead stoner who has big eyeballs and says "i dont know" alot. And laughs and says "your slow" alot. She gave me this greese to put in my hair, and now i have to take a shower cuz it feels gross. And shes not even black. what the fuck.

2. May also be a sexual act where two girls like to eat each others poo.

1. Stop being such a Krista

2. I bet that girls likes Krista-ing.

by Stibbz May 11, 2008

Krista

Simple. Not unique girl.. Nothing special about her... Tries to hard. Is fake

Yuck i feel so krista

by Lamasedeu September 24, 2010