His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"
An time of which the person that won hates the fact that they won.
fan2: yea kris allen totaly rocked that song.
boy: Whoah did you see Maria's employee of the month ceromony ?
girl: no what happened ? did she win ?
boy: yea but she totaly kris allened the whole thing, she kept saying she didn't know how she was even close.
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)