You put a Krispy Kreme doughnut over a girl’s asshole, then fuck the doughnut and her asshole at the same time. Your cock will get all glazed, and just as you’re about to cum, she goes ATM and gets a glazed, creme-filled treat.
Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.