Kreky

when a egeption monky steals ur sock you must get the halp of the great magical wizard called Kreky to get it back or ur doomed to a eternity of bad and stolen memes

egeption monkey stole mah sock and kreky halped get it back thx Kreky

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 28, 2017

kreky

when a egeption monkey steals ur sock u must get the halp of the mythical wizard kreky to get it back or else u r doomed to a eternety of bad and stolen memes

da moneky stole mah sock soooooo kreky halped me get it back thx kreky

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 28, 2017

kreki

Kreki means that you promise something, and you can not break the promise. If you do, you disappear.. It's more a more sacred and serious vowel than pinky promise. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. It's used commonly if something happens that is unusual and if you told your friends they wouldn't believe you, but if you say kreki they understand at once it's true.

Calling a friend: help, I am getting mugged!
Friend: come on man, dont prank me like that..

You: Kreki, help!

Friend: OKAY THIS IS TRUE! I'm on my way NOW and calling 911!

You: I totally got laid last night
Friend: Lies, I saw you get into a taxi alone..
You: Yea, then a moment later the girl I met earlier stopped the taxi and got in!
Friend: Yeah right..
You: Kreki.
Friend: Ah cool man! Nice:D I was sure you lied there..

by Fontanius February 6, 2017

kreki

Kreki is a type of the person that is actually dumbass, idiot, monke, retard, specko, EVERYTHING BAD IN ONE. Budza is a kreki.

For example:
"Look at this Budza, he is kreki, look how dumb is he"

by migza April 21, 2021