Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.

Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?

by wafsnipes February 28, 2019

Krafty

Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire

Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.

by Jake/JCatt December 5, 2006

Krafty

Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.

Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?

by RobertKraft'sThot February 26, 2019

krafty butcher

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor

Bourkey is such a krafty butcher

by Bishop Nelson March 29, 2005

Krafty Veteranz

Butt-sex Connoisseur

Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz

by bjdniceboy March 23, 2010

Krafty Ending

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.

Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!

by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019