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A burger, that Spongebob makes. And Squidward secretly likes.
"You like Krabby Patty don't you, Squidward?"
by Miku326 January 02, 2009
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Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."
SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.
by Master Tonberry December 09, 2004
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1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.
1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"
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refers to disease-ridden female gentalia
Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!
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When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.
Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!
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Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out
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1.A burger in the cartoon spongebob
2.A vagina infected with herpies (crabs)
"i want to eat a krabby patty" -patrick-
by DorK MaN November 23, 2004
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