Kovalev That Ho 

Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.

I want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i'm going to Kovalev that ho!!!

Kovalev That Ho by Juh Elk January 6, 2009

Kovaleski 

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)

"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."

Kovaleski by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

kovacevich 

Kovacevich is a Croatian last name that is semi popular and anyone with the last name is automatically the prettiest, coolest, and funniest person you know

Wow the Kovacevich's are so nice I would love to see a family reunion.

kovacevich by smartymcsmartypants March 23, 2020

kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

kovaled by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Kovaleved 

The act of suspending or relieving ones duties on a temporary or permanent basis.

You've been playing really bad hockey the last 8 games. For the best of the team, you will be KOVALEVED for 2 games.

Kovaleved by BWDAGM February 22, 2009

kovaleski 

an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.

oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).

kovaleski by a sad sad turkey August 23, 2018

kovalovka 

When you are shooting at someone from behind and can't hit him

Shit kovalovka again

kovalovka by XRed July 22, 2021