Konrad

Konrad has a long juicy shlong. He is the most attractive person ever alive. He smashes every girl you can imagine of and especially the ones you be crushing on.

Ayo, you got a small one loser.

Nah bruv, I'm Konrad.

by Only Facts Out Here June 16, 2020

konrad

Incredibly attractive and chivalrous. Also tend to be funny and smart.

That good-looking lad just saved all those people, he must be a KONRAD!

by vkabara December 28, 2007

Konrad

Young Sexy Motherfucker

Konrad is very sexy

by awesrdtgyhujilk; May 12, 2021

Konrad

Fastest kid in Manhattan.

Girl: "Psst, look it's Konrad Surkont, I wanna **** him."

by Surkonter November 27, 2012

konrad

G.O.A.T

sean is a G.O.A.T he must be a Konrad

by seanmacneillgsoj November 1, 2017

konrad

when someone takes something over the top to unecessary levels of agression.

"wow, how'd you get that black eye?"

" we were having a play fight and he went konrad"

by fenwick July 21, 2006

Konrad

Really intelligent, charming stoner

Man I wish I was Konrad he gets all the girls

by 69420•()• February 11, 2019