I hate Kolten so much I just want him to suck a fucking bbc
by Maddenisgoodname July 13, 2020
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a sex machine. one of the best you will ever meet. he has a big dick too.
wow that is a kolten better get in bed with him
by luckybob March 27, 2008
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Someone who excels at Drums, Drama, and golf.
by Kolten12345 January 17, 2008
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A Kolten is that guy you meet a fall in love with the second you see him. But then you get to know him better and turns out to be a un-loving un-loyal bf or friend and after you brake up you finally realize that he was only dating you because of you are a hotting and for your ass. KOLTENS ARE TOTAL FUCKBOYS
Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot

Jayda: that is a Kolten
by UISHOh February 17, 2018
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To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
by BobbyV22 February 28, 2014
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An ugly little chicken boy... Who is also the biggest bandwagon you know.
OMG the eagles won the super bowl, I bet kolten dorty will have a Nick foles jersey.
by J.L. Boom February 6, 2018
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