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Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...
1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works. Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game! 2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative. 3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
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something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
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An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show. (Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE! |
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a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
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Kobe's in deep shit.
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to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado. i swear! it was consensual!
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A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle . Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog. Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game. Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man". Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper. Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee. *Scores basket. |
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When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe! Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
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