While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.
Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'
by Simon Martin June 17, 2008

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Usually a chill guy who gets along with everyone and is quite social and loves to meet new people, he loves to chat and have conversations too. he is cute and nice but can be very obnoxious at times.
Kobe is awesome
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When you're just too lazy to add that extra syllable to the popular Philly slang word "Kobe."

It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.
Alex: Yo, wanna hit up the gym? I need to work my glutes.

Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.

Alex: Kobes.
by Kobemaster17 January 31, 2011

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The name of the best Los Angeles Laker of all time. Yes he was accussed of raping that money hungry woman in Colorado, but he is still the most talented player in the NBA today
Kobe Bryant is the greatest Los Angeles Laker of all time
by Kane37 February 03, 2010

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to jump over a moving vehicle
"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers
by that dude rich November 07, 2010

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An act in which the male ejaculates his sperm into the female's mouth as he fades away, much like Kobe Bryant fades away on a jumper. Most often done while yelling "Kobe!"
1: You jizz in her eyes last night?
2: Yea bro. Totally Kobe'd that bitch.
by Erick Zanner March 27, 2009

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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005

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