1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room
jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
Kobe's in deep shit.
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.
Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe!
Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"