korn

Music for the simple-minded,teen-angst ridden teenagers who have no clue what metal is,let alone musicianship.They think that tuning you guitar so it sounds like distorted rubberbands makes it ''heavier''... and playing slow power chords with no solos....(holding an open note for 5 minutes is NOT a solo)Yes,these morons think they guitar solos are ''boring'',yet they only say that because they CAN'T solo.These kids don't even know basic metal for God's sake...Mention Chuck Billy or Chuck Shuldiner and they will just get a confused look on their face.

''DOoD LIke thAt KoRN Cd iZ SOoooOO HeAVy mAN!!THe wAy DeY plA DOs GeETaRZ IS sooOO kEwl!!''

by NUMETALRAWKSDOOD August 20, 2003

Korning

Listening to KoRn in a religious or constant way

"Dude, turn off KoRn, your KoRning." "Shut the fuck up All In the Family (feat. Fred Durst) is playing"

by Ienjoythe1993bandKoRn May 27, 2023

Korning

Word for tying someone down that doesn't like Korn to a chair and forcing them to listen to all their albums and watch all their music videos and live performances.

Steve: Yo, I just Korned Dave last night. It was hilarious.

Brad: Dude, Korning Dave?? That's cold.

by Jelly_lover5 October 28, 2022

korn

Absolute shit.

A talentless, worthless band that doesn't know when to quit, and does not deserve the success and popularity that they obtained.

They also decide to rape some of the best songs ever written, including "One" by Metallica and "Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd.

"KoRn fucking suck."

"d00d KoRn is aw3sum!"

"No, I'm sticking with the whole 'KoRn fucking suck' thing."

by DaddyTwoFoot October 2, 2005

korn

A band that started off with a bang but has now resorted to whining and bass abuse. See also - sellout

y0 no1 gives a fuk about k0rn anymore lolz

by some guy June 6, 2003

korned

The act of getting high in an extremely rural area, such as a cornfeild or barn. (used predominitly in rightwing america)

Dude, how was getting korned yesterday

It was fine, except I smelled like cowshit afterwards

by T.Haze September 7, 2007

Korn

Crap, a band with no talent that starts all heavy but then the lead singer starts doing a bad version of opera and they sound gay.

"I like Korn" "Korn is crap, you suck"

by Mr. Blue January 18, 2005