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The name Knut means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Knut because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Knut because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
You are handsome, you must be named Knut
by rarararara1111 June 22, 2011
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Used in Norway for a guy who loves drinking PILS (norwegian for BEER)
Wow, you really are a Knut
by awesomeman5000 April 09, 2010
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money used in harry potter books and movies.
a wand costs 70 knuts
by oldest_witch November 25, 2004
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Being Knut, or having the distict quality that is Knut:
1) Being excessively ugly
2) Being excessively stupid
3) Having severe mental problems
4) Being almost Nick (see Nick)
5) All of the above.
'Hey, man, look at that kid. He's all Knut.'

'Wow, look what he just did. Knut!'
by TheQualityMartin October 04, 2006
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To ejaculate or have an orgasm. Alternate spelling "knutt" or "nut".
I used my sock as a knutt rag!
by Sista Luvva September 14, 2006
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A term used when you do not want to be so severe as to use the word C*nt.

-A polite way of calling someone a See-You-Next-Tuesday
by GoldenQueen February 06, 2015
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An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."
A"Hey look at that guy eating a rotten banana."
B"What a Knut."
by Gohn Gardenza May 25, 2007
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