A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple
chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local
Starbucks, you
will be invited behind the counter. The barista
will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the
star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or
B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the
Starbucks in the town
square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple
chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
