Knopf

To act unfairly in a business deal, or to purposely deny proper compensation for a job done.

The owner decided to knopf the salesman by denying his commission.

Knopf by Alund December 14, 2009

Dimitri Knopf

A good man with a good heart who is searching for his meaning in life, often going through heartbreaking trials just to feel important in life. Has a russian heritage and works through life like a boss>meaning that he owns. when challenge occurs he spits at it and laughs then tempts his challenge like a boss and owns it. Since he owns everything he gets whatever he wants.

I feel bad owning this person like a, "Dimitri Knopf."

~I wish the song like a boss wasn't licensed through, "Dimitri Knopf."

Dimitri Knopf by Tibbershlargenboob October 17, 2011

Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

kopff 

a male science teacher that the kids call kopff daddy.

the student said to the male science teacher "sup kopff daddy."

kopff by supkopff December 6, 2018

mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006

knoife 

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

knoife by STOPUSINGALLTHEGOODNAMESYOUPOSERS April 23, 2008