knock on cock

An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.

"I can't believe it's been sunny all week!"
"Knock on cock man."

"Good point."

by toshmartin8 April 24, 2017

Knocking and Cocking

When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.

Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking

by TittyBuster78 December 6, 2020

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014

knock out with your cock out

The act of knocking out your lover with your cock while performing any sex act.

After being dicktwackted by Jonathan for the 7th time that morning Stephanie finally got some sleep because Jonathan finished with a knock out with your cock out.

by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018