there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
by chris wheal April 23, 2004
(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
by notapaki August 10, 2003
by BabyDizz May 1, 2005
The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
1: This 'cheese' stuff that's under your knob if you're a lazy prick and don't shower
2: Derogatory, used when someone is being a dumbass or just to put someone down.
2: Derogatory, used when someone is being a dumbass or just to put someone down.
STFU you knobcheese!
by Camwin February 16, 2005