Kniffe

(v) to spoon; cuddle with; jack off as a waterhorse

"I'm gonna kniffe you!"

"Hey, my name's Kyle Joyce."

by Jackson32 June 12, 2008

kniff

To be betrayed by someone- Simalar to getting knifed in the heart but not as dramatic.

"Bitch just kniffed me hard!"
"I got kniffed."

by xonvaldeez March 9, 2009

Kniff

Something you really really want, but can't have.

Getting a kniff needs a lot of luck.
Unless you are very very skilled and can get ahold of it with pure skill.

Norwegian origin, can also be used in english.

1:
-"Wow that chick is so hot..."
- "yeah I know, she's such a kniff"

2:
-"did you ever get that kniff in a crate?"
-"no i never had any luck in CS"

3:
-"I need to gamble, please God! Give me a kniff in this crate!"

by Teacher1161 March 14, 2017

Kniff

A Kniff or Kniffey is a word or name given to a so called "Political Animal" or unrelatively used as an offensive term for a person studying Government and Politics, Law, English Language and other geeky subjects at college A Level.

Pronounced "ki-niff"

"Your a Kniffing, Kniff, you Backbenching Filibuster, i am genuinely flabigasted with your political stance, you college drop out loser"

by Jim1326 March 13, 2008

kniff

Steve Allen once called some guy a knif (fink spelled backwards).he was sued and the judge threw the guy out of his court and told him to go find a sense of humour if he could find as he was badly in need of one.
As Steve Allen pronounced it sounded more like : ke-niff, I think he deliberately yiddished it.

what an idiot that guy must have been, a real kniff.

by oppossum December 20, 2004

Kniff

A nickname for girls who look unattractive

urgh, what a kniff

by Guns don't kill people October 31, 2010