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5'3", Pretty brown skin and eyes. Witty with curly hair. Can be attitudinal with justification. Strong mother and about the business. Usually the middle name of an assertive African American woman who puts up with very little but has a lot to offer. Gorgeous smile and slightly shy. Willing to talk but only if approached. Beauty matched by her intelligence.
Knese by Dru716 October 13, 2011
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Hvis man har et balltre eller brekkjern og skal knuse kneskålene på noen.

En kombinasjon av kneskål og knuse.
Jeg skal knese deg!

Kan du ikke bare knese han?

Kneser deg!

Hvis ikke du stopper snart, så kneser jeg deg!
Knese by Kneser1 March 16, 2020
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