Knelling 

verb, knell·ing
–verb (used without object)
1.
Similar to "kneeling" but done in a flamboyant sense like a raging homosexual, often ends up in the kneller looking completely retarded.

Fuck you bitch! I will be the one knelling over you, just don't look up my skirt!

Knelling by ZeCoq August 2, 2011

knolling 

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub by phannietrash January 19, 2017

kneeling at the throne 

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

kneeling at the throne by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

kælling 

Bitch

(danish)

Din fede kælling

(you fat bitch)

kælling by Dalgaard October 20, 2015

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler 

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

the kneeling rabbi 

When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.

Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!

the kneeling rabbi by Big Yetti April 25, 2011