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Knaresborough
Derived initially from those living in the market town of Knaresborough. The term is used for the poorer and ill mannered chavs residing in the area.
A 'Knaresborough' typically wears "trendy" clothes, often no socks and struggles to come to terms with the proper English language.
Standard Knaresborough behaviour consists of:
- Driving crap cars with large sound systems, tacky alloy wheels and body kits fashioned from other cars bumpers, the colour shouldn't match
- Giving friends nicknames such as Goose, Sledge, Witch, Roxy, Spotts, AR and Brainsy.
- 'Kevving' (see terms)
- Visiting McDonalds drive thru
- Swearing
A 'Knaresborough' typically wears "trendy" clothes, often no socks and struggles to come to terms with the proper English language.
Standard Knaresborough behaviour consists of:
- Driving crap cars with large sound systems, tacky alloy wheels and body kits fashioned from other cars bumpers, the colour shouldn't match
- Giving friends nicknames such as Goose, Sledge, Witch, Roxy, Spotts, AR and Brainsy.
- 'Kevving' (see terms)
- Visiting McDonalds drive thru
- Swearing
Man, that Goose guy is such a 'Knaresborough' he's wearing no socks on and has those trendy trousers with the tight ankles and a low cut t-shirt.
I saw him today driving through at McDonalds playing techno in his Saxo. He is such a 'Knaresborough'.
I saw him today driving through at McDonalds playing techno in his Saxo. He is such a 'Knaresborough'.
Knaresborough by massiveharrogateboibooya March 6, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.