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A religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher Klootithious. These lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. A Kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (Cash Spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.
I was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, I'm just a Kloot.
Kloot by kybo321 October 21, 2010
Related Words
klootzak Kloot Klooter klootviool koots Kooter kyoot kooth kloof Kloog
It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry
"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"
kloob by supic@ September 6, 2019

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot
abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead
koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021
Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad
(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed
kloof by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!