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A religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher Klootithious. These lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. A Kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (Cash Spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.
I was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, I'm just a Kloot.
by kybo321 October 20, 2010

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