A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.
by M&N® November 5, 2010
A person born in New Zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of Australia.
There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.
There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.
A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"
by Dudewheresmypoose August 24, 2006
A small brown bird..native to New Zealand..
The people of New Zealand are also known around the world as "Kiwi's"
The people of New Zealand are also known around the world as "Kiwi's"
by onepercenter13 July 15, 2002
Kiwi is a friendly nickname for a New Zealander.
This is WRONG:
" Kiwi's are usually a tough and hard sort of people and are gangsta, especially coming from west, east or south Auckland." That is not true. Anyone born in New Zealnd is considerd a Kiwi, which is NOT a abusive term nor is it limited to pakehas (non maori New Zealander) a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
This is coming from a Kiwi so anyone who says Kiwi is a abusive term or only for "gangsta" maoris then they are sooo wrong!!
This is WRONG:
" Kiwi's are usually a tough and hard sort of people and are gangsta, especially coming from west, east or south Auckland." That is not true. Anyone born in New Zealnd is considerd a Kiwi, which is NOT a abusive term nor is it limited to pakehas (non maori New Zealander) a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
This is coming from a Kiwi so anyone who says Kiwi is a abusive term or only for "gangsta" maoris then they are sooo wrong!!
by southfield November 13, 2010
originates from the kiwi bird.
People who live in New Zealand, the country right next to (or pretty close to) Australia. Not an offensive term, but can be offensive if it has a nasty word before or after it. A Kiwi is usually a good bloke, and has a big rivalry to Australia when it comes to sport. You'd offend a New Zealander by calling him an Aussie, but they don't hate each other that much (i'd hope), and would stick up for each other if it came to arguements with America, for example. Do not shag sheep.
People who live in New Zealand, the country right next to (or pretty close to) Australia. Not an offensive term, but can be offensive if it has a nasty word before or after it. A Kiwi is usually a good bloke, and has a big rivalry to Australia when it comes to sport. You'd offend a New Zealander by calling him an Aussie, but they don't hate each other that much (i'd hope), and would stick up for each other if it came to arguements with America, for example. Do not shag sheep.
by Nielsen December 10, 2006
'Oh, here comes another Kiwi, hide your sheep'
*slap*
'How about you hide your sheep, aussie... you have more sheep than New Zealand, numbnuts'
*slap*
'How about you hide your sheep, aussie... you have more sheep than New Zealand, numbnuts'
by Carmii April 30, 2005