Kitty Fart

noun: fart while receiving oral sex

Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.

"I enjoy giving my girlfriend oral sex but no kitty farts!"

"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."

Kitty Fart by Girl in a Swirl November 30, 2011

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Kitty Farts

A term for describing the current situation as "peachy keen", or okay, and most often said by a Caucasian female around the age of consent in Calfornia.

That b*tch thinks everything is just rainbows and kitty farts, but it isn't!

Kitty Farts by Mufasa Fox March 11, 2008

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Kittyfart

The act of farting while you are urinating

"Dang man I had a huge kittyfart yesterday while I was in the bathroom"

Kittyfart by malwareTeQ December 2, 2020

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kittyfatpants

A lazy cat that sleeps for hours

She sleeps for hours she must be a Kittyfatpants

kittyfatpants by Natruallyamess101 October 25, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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