Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"
by bob mastodon May 14, 2007
A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.
by KiteScooper January 6, 2010
Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.
by frumbl June 25, 2019
The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.
by Sinc29 February 25, 2010
by MomBrain January 31, 2012
So incredibly , stupendously, baked.
by Jymbo the Motherfucker December 28, 2007