High as a kite 

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

High as a kite by sToNeD January 12, 2005

High as a kite 

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

High as a kite by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

High as a kite 

You are very high

Bob over there smoked so much he is as high as a kite

High as a kite by Thatkewlperson69 November 12, 2023

high as a kite and twice as purple 

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

high as a kite and twice as purple by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004