Kisner
Pulling a kisner is when someone comes back home drunk and you stab them with scissors. nce the act of stabbing is complete you have successfully pulled off a kisner!
Kisner by Jukersatchel January 16, 2009
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Colby Kisner
Colby Kisner by Colberta101 March 2, 2018
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Kisner • Colby Kisner • Maisey Kisner • kisser • kinners • kiser smash • Kister • Kinneret • kissersisters • kesner
Maisey Kisner
Maisey Kisner is the most beautiful person alive. I love her more than anything else in this universe. They're smart, pretty, nice, and just overall perfect. Which may be why she's the love of my life. Maisey will always be there for you and will always be honest. She is perfect for me and to me. And i'm so happy to have them in my life. I love Maisey.
(some random person) Hey Maisey Kisner is kinda cute might ask her out tbh.
(me) Yeah cant blame you they're pretty cute, but i'm dating Maisey so why don't you leave.
(random person) Ohh shit i didnt know that sorry i'll back off, you guys are cute together though.
(me) yeah i know we are
(me) Yeah cant blame you they're pretty cute, but i'm dating Maisey so why don't you leave.
(random person) Ohh shit i didnt know that sorry i'll back off, you guys are cute together though.
(me) yeah i know we are
Maisey Kisner by urmomishot1793 November 11, 2021
kiser smash
When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything
For example: A Door
For example: A Door
kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019
Fassy Kisser
The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018
tip kisser
During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.
tip kisser by bus2727 May 16, 2011
Ass kisser
a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
Ass kisser by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
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