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a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.
Oh look! Kirkland soap!
kirkland by loser2525 July 2, 2012
v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass
Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!
kirkland by cremo_neco August 1, 2008
Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.
Kirkland is my best friend and I wouldn't have it any other way
Kirkland by aspierz August 18, 2010
A fuck boy who only thinks of himself. He has the ability to fuck you over and make it look like your fault. Then date all your friends while acting like an angel.
I fucking hate fuck Boi Kirkland. He's a whopper of a dick.
The best undergraduate house at Harvard College
The guy from the princess bride who says "inconceivable" went to Kirkland.
Kirkland by etymologycrusader June 28, 2021
A guy that is caring and never fails to make you smile. He can sometimes make you feel nervous but you still enjoy looking for him and seeing him. Typically has blond hair and ocean eyes. The guy of your dreams
I love kirkland he’s so caring
Kirkland by Behumane November 23, 2017