A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.
New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!