A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.
by PKA208 August 24, 2010
by Chief Tiberius January 31, 2011
"Kirby has a knife oh god oh fuck"
by Vladimir the Chadimir June 10, 2020
A cute pink ball of cuteness that is a reincarnate of a god of destruction that kills eldritch horrors on Tuesdays. Kirby also sometimes seems to be related or unintentionally affiliated with most of the main problems in the game, such as causing the problems of the games or being far cousins to the eldritch horrors that he fights on a weekly basis. He has a stomach that in itself is its own dimension and people who are absorbed get their matter disintegrated and mixed with Kirby's DNA to get your power with the exception of the smash bros roster.
Guy 1: Hey, dude do you know Kirby?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's my favorite Lovecraftian horror.
Guy 1: Come again?
Guy 2: D I D I S T U T T E R ?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's my favorite Lovecraftian horror.
Guy 1: Come again?
Guy 2: D I D I S T U T T E R ?
by ReasonableQuit75 March 3, 2021
by FlottyYomama May 23, 2016
by icannotloveathot69 March 25, 2022
Is very conscientious, smart, ethical, and finds reason to all problems. When reasoning and intelligence don’t coincide with the context of the situation, he will duck your skip up and put you into fucking check. He is the nicest man in the world and loves everyone unless you’re a dum dum. Shreds the surf and life in every way. You meet a Kirby, hang on to him!
Dude, I just met a Kirby and he didn’t suck, he was the coolest dude ever, unlike those other Kirby’s that suck well. Haha
by Kirbystomp June 16, 2018