large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."
by Peyton Bauer August 25, 2008
Kingwood texas is the worst place to live; point blank. Its home to druggies, skanks, snobs, and superficial people.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
ive lived in kingwood tx. my whole life and hated every minute of it. im in my teens and thank god im graduating next year. ive dropped most of my friends that ive known most of my life due to the fact that they are all now either sluts or major druggies, or both. i dont relate to anybody here not even my teachers...they too are snobby. i cant wait to leave!
by hateskingwood February 1, 2010
The best little town in Texas! So modern but so unique. Kingwood High School AKA (Kingweed High school) is the only High school in town.
Jason: Kingwood, Tx is awesome!!
James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not
James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not
by ireland_dria December 2, 2010
Kingwood gangsta: ay what up bro
Real Gangster:ay whats up man buy me a car
Kingwood gangsta: yea man your my hommie
Real gangster: ay your a gangster now
Real Gangster:ay whats up man buy me a car
Kingwood gangsta: yea man your my hommie
Real gangster: ay your a gangster now
by bluntsfordinner November 8, 2009
Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.
by Steriotypical Steriotypers Suck September 28, 2006
stuck up rich kids who live in big ass houses but never can enjoy it cause all kingwood kids care about is Money! sex and partying.
kingwood is the rich part of houston the upper class.
were the teens get everything they want (no lie)
the kids that dont even know what a toyota or nissan is cause they ALL drive bmw's. kingwood kids deff do not have manners and dont apreceate anything cause they get everything handed to them. if hollister needed new models come to kingwood 99% of girls wear only hollister and abercrombie and will Refuse to wear anything else.most all kingwood girls are know for being gorgeous,but there all dumb and play hard to get,not to mention they all cheat and are bitches. .Kingwood kids have more money than they need,(parents money) and there are alot of rich fags here.The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter.kingwood high school just as well as kingwood park high school are very very competive when it comes to sports but kingwood park is just a clone of kingwood high however walk the halls and all you will see is sluts in short mini squirts just more stuck up bitches. friday and saturdays in kingwood consist of non stop partying and everyone knows everyones buissness here. its constent outgoing competion is kingwood. you will never have the best cause some kingwood kid will just come along with something better. kingwood is known for this if you were to go someware and tell them you were from kingwood there first impression would be stuck up rich bitch.
It really does deseve the tittle "the bubble" or Hotel california" only i think california kids are less stuck up then kingwood kids.
i can only hope they will grow up cause life isnt all that they think it is.
Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores and money is everything.
kingwood is the rich part of houston the upper class.
were the teens get everything they want (no lie)
the kids that dont even know what a toyota or nissan is cause they ALL drive bmw's. kingwood kids deff do not have manners and dont apreceate anything cause they get everything handed to them. if hollister needed new models come to kingwood 99% of girls wear only hollister and abercrombie and will Refuse to wear anything else.most all kingwood girls are know for being gorgeous,but there all dumb and play hard to get,not to mention they all cheat and are bitches. .Kingwood kids have more money than they need,(parents money) and there are alot of rich fags here.The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter.kingwood high school just as well as kingwood park high school are very very competive when it comes to sports but kingwood park is just a clone of kingwood high however walk the halls and all you will see is sluts in short mini squirts just more stuck up bitches. friday and saturdays in kingwood consist of non stop partying and everyone knows everyones buissness here. its constent outgoing competion is kingwood. you will never have the best cause some kingwood kid will just come along with something better. kingwood is known for this if you were to go someware and tell them you were from kingwood there first impression would be stuck up rich bitch.
It really does deseve the tittle "the bubble" or Hotel california" only i think california kids are less stuck up then kingwood kids.
i can only hope they will grow up cause life isnt all that they think it is.
Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores and money is everything.
kingwood kids 1: omggg i got a brand new lexus
kingwood kids 2: oh psh that was my last years car i drive a bmw now.
kingwood kids 1: whatever mine has 2 12's
kingwood kids 2: yeah well mine had 2"15's
kingwood kids 2: oh psh that was my last years car i drive a bmw now.
kingwood kids 1: whatever mine has 2 12's
kingwood kids 2: yeah well mine had 2"15's
by smayyla July 8, 2009
Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.
Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
by trying_to_warn_abt_kms August 2, 2019